After a weekend away up north I felt compelled to drop all the carnage from my car and take Idgie down to the boatsheds for a romp. You may or may not know that I have failed to teach my dog to bring a ball back. I am convinced that she totally knows what I am asking of her, but chooses, to play a powercard on this particular behaviour. (on with the real story)
In typical fashion, I threw the ball down the fairway. She ran like hell to catch it after the first bounce and then turned around and crouched in a sheep dog stance, intensely waiting for me to make the next drive towards the green. It takes two balls to keep this action moving forward. We made it to the flame tree behind the boatsheds and I stopped to take a breath. Idgie is standing next to me with a ball in her mouth. All of a sudden a baby parrot falls out of the tree on top of Idgie’s back.
Chaos, drama, pain. This little dude although unable to fly can bite like nobody’s business. I attempted a rescue on behalf of the bird from a set of dog’s jaws and as a way of saying thanks, the half way feathered parrot grabbed the soft part between my thumb and index finger in a mighty death clamp. All this is happending while Idgie is climbing my frame to get to the bird. I got the bird released only to have him clamp onto to my finger. Choas, drama, pain. On and on this goes until I decide as if I were a sensible person to put the baby down and hold on to the dog.
With three really nasty bites on both hands, I held Idgie by the scruff of her bird hunting neck and watched the little guy hobble and hop through the grass to safety.
I just had to tell this vignette to someone other than William. I shared it with him on the way to the grocery store and he immediately regaled me with stories of when he used to trap possums and have to break thier necks in order to get them to release their jaws.
You know…I felt like wringing that little imps neck, but to be honest, he was too much of a warrior for me. Wonder what I would have done if the little guy had clamped on to Idgie’s ear? Might have had a Williamesque story to tell instead of this one.